Slim and Trim

I don't know why it took so long to figure this one out!!

When you wash your hair in the shower, the shampoo runs down your whole body. Printed, very clearly, on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY. (Go ahead, check the label on your shampoo bottle.) No wonder we're all gaining weight!!!

So, get rid of that shampoo and start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE  DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

If I don't answer the phone, 

I just may be washing my hair or enjoying a Dawn bubble bath...