Jeff Foxworthy on Utahns

You might live in Utah if:

Your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May.

Someone in a Home Cepot store offers you assistance
and they don't work there.

You've worn shorts and a parka at the same time.

You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed the wrong number.

Vacation means going anywhere south of
Salt Lake City for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have
hit a deer more than once.

You have switched from heat to a/c and
back again in the same day.

You install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked.

You can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching.

You design your kid's halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit.

The speed limit on the highway is 75 mph,
you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you.

Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.

You know all four seasons: almost winter,
winter, still winter, and road construction.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly."

If you actually understand these jokes...