The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
LOGICAL CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
4 comments:
Oh that is funny! Maybe it is because Americans eat all those foods combined?
Ha! I've been doing that lately -- maybe I'll be okay? Actually, don't you figure it's the STRESS Americans put on themselves that's killing them? Got to do something about both of those things...hmmm, next Monday -- the day all changes are to occur:)
Perhaps it's our inactivity mixed with our supper sized portions that's killing us.
ps, note to self: Go to gym today to work off chocolate and gummy bears eaten while surfing blogs. LOL! Hope your having a happy earth day!
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