Get Your New Name Today

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The following is excerpted from a children's book Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. To find out your new name, do the following...

1. Use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funk y
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the 3rd letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Please leave a comment with your New Name,
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Here are some people you may know:

Dorky Hamster-Hump = Britney Spears
Sloopy Gizzard Butt = Benjamin Franklin
Snickle Gizzard-Brains = Charlie Brown
Sneezy Gizzard-Hump = Elvis Presley
Boobie Waffle-Butt = William Shakespeare
Dipsy Chicken-Squirt = Paul Newman
Doombah Farkle-Dunkin = Albert Einstein
Dumbo Potty-Hump = Edgar Allen Poe
Dorfus Feather-Butt = Barack O'Bama