If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
If it's true that we are here to help others...
then what exactly are the others here for?
What hair color do they put on the
driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their
babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?
Is it true that you never really learn
to swear until you learn to drive?
As income tax time approaches, did you
ever notice that when you put the
words THE and IRS together,
it spells THEIRS?
driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their
babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?
Is it true that you never really learn
to swear until you learn to drive?
As income tax time approaches, did you
ever notice that when you put the
words THE and IRS together,
it spells THEIRS?
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