Putting God in Commercials

God is like...
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

God is like...
A FORD
He's got a better idea.

God is like...
COKE
He's the real thing.

God is like...
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like...
TIDE
He gets out the stains others leave behind.

God is like...
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

God is like...
WAL-MART
He has everything.

God is like...
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you'll like Him.

God is like...
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like...
DELTA
He's ready when you are.

God is like...
ALLSTATE >
You're in Good hands with Him.

God is like...
VO-5 HAIR SPRAY
He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like...
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him?
Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like...
THE U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail
will keep Him fromis appointed destination.

God is like...
CHEVROLET
The heart beat of America.

God is like...
MAXWELL HOUSE
Good to the last drop.

God is like...
BOUNTY
He is the quicker picker upper.
Can handle the tough jobs. And, he won't fall apart on you.