The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table on lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now, why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other idiot using my stuff."
She looked at me said, "What makes you think I'd I marry another idiot?"
3 days ago
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