9.01.2011

That Explains It!!

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish,  and a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves, and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... Congress!!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington D.C....

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