There was a bit of confusion
at the convenience store this
morning. When I was ready to pay for
my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to
complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did
just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally
subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. All charges
were dropped by the prosecutor if I agreed never to shop at that convenience
store again...
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