3.08.2013

Polish Sausage

 
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days...

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
something.

"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm
Polish?"

"The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

1 comment:

The Mom said...

My husband told me to comment and say in defense of the Polish guy, there is often a polish sausage cart in front of our Home Depot! LOL

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