2.14.2010

Valentine Hugs and Kisses


In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, here are
a few of the most affectionate world records to date:



Most couples kissing simultaneously
6,980 couples in Tuzla, Bosnia and Herzegovina
(September 1, 2007)


Largest group hug
6,623 participants in Juarez, Mexico
(September 25, 2005)


Most couples hugging simultaneously
1,451 couples in Taipei, Taiwan
(November 18, 2007)

v
via Guinnessworldrecords.com

Choir Notes


Good News
From Music and the Spoken Word
Delivered By: Lloyd D. Newell • Program 4195


An evening television news commentator, after delivering story after story of tragic and unhappy events, paused and with a smile on her face and a sound of relief in her voice said, “And now some good news.” She went on to tell of a notable act of service rendered to someone in need.

Of course, those who bring us the news are interested in reporting the truth. And the truth is, there is plenty of good news to report. Examples of hope, courage, commitment, and personal sacrifice are everywhere. They are found in hospital recovery rooms, in schools, in houses of worship, and in loving homes. Good news is made by devoted religious leaders, honest businesspeople, diligent students, and parents who listen to their children. It seems to come most frequently from otherwise ordinary people who respond generously when someone is in need, down the street or around the world. Every day, while our attention may be focused on a world of trouble, all around us is the good news that people care, they are willing to share, and small acts of kindness really do matter.

Sometimes it seems bad news travels faster than good, that there is more of a market for hate than for happiness. Good news may not always sell newspapers or improve broadcast ratings, but it does lift and inspire the human spirit.

We don’t need to wait for a commentator to announce good news. We can find relief from bad news and find great joy by making good news ourselves—in our own community, our own neighborhood, our own family. If we look around, we will see opportunities to bring some good news to the lives of others. In quiet acts of service, by simply doing our duty, by lending a willing hand to those who need a little help, we can be the good news.

2.13.2010

Smart Car?

Save Money and the Environment



Below is a photo of an accident, near New Orleans,
involving two trucks and a smart car:

I think I'll pass on saving gas; I'd rather save my life...

2.12.2010

I Have a Question


If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

If it's true that we are here to help others...
then what exactly are the others here for?


What hair color do they put on the
driver's licenses of bald men?


I thought about how mothers feed their
babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?


Is it true that you never really learn
to swear until you learn to drive?


As income tax time approaches, did you
ever notice that when you put the
words THE and IRS together,
it spells THEIRS?

Payson Temple


2.11.2010

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

WARNING!
Parts of this post are very graphic...
Viewer discretion is advised!!

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOIL WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.



2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.



3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.




4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.




5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.



6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.



7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.



8. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


2.10.2010

Decisions, Decisions

New granddaughter has a name...

Pacifier Clip Giveaway @ The Coterie


Click on picture for info...

Good to Know


Knowing important numbers, medical facts, and other vital information about yourself makes life easier and safer. It's about time you get to know an old friend a little better – you!!

Social Security Number(s)
It's one thing to have your number memorized (and you should, because it's not safe to carry your card on you), but it's another to know your spouse's. Memorizing his or her social security number is incredibly useful, as it is sometimes required for certain applications or tax forms.

License Plate Number
If your car is stolen or towed, so is your proof of insurance and registration in the glove box. Being sure of your license plate number will help police locate your car much faster. If you have a bad memory, keep your old registration in your house.

Credit Card Number
Think of all the times you were on the phone or Internet and needed your credit card number and its expiration date ASAP. It's much handier to memorize them than to frantically rummage through your wallet looking for your credit card.

Your Credit Score
You can save your identity just by checking your credit score. By law, you are entitled to a free credit report once every twelve months. Visit annualcreditreport.com for the free report, then visit either equifax.com, experian.com, or transunion.com if you need to dispute information in your report or place a fraud alert.

Debt
The majority of people don't know how much debt they have, and even if one spouse does, the other is likely not to. Count your mortgage, home equity loan, car loan, credit cards, student loans, and anything else that is owed. Calculate the balances, your minimum monthly payment, and the interest rate. Track changes each month.

Allergies
Not knowing what makes your throat itch and eyes water can be annoying, but it can also be quite dangerous. The absolute last way you want to learn about your food allergies is after you've eaten the allergen. Getting a skin or blood allergy test will help you determine what allergens trigger a reaction; it could even save your life.

Another dangerous allergy is one to medication. Penicillin, sulfa drugs, and iodine are among the most common drug allergies. If you or a doctor suspect you are allergic to a particular drug – you get hives or other reactions – you may have a skin test done, but this doesn't always work and can actually be more dangerous. The easiest thing to do is to simply rule out the drug as treatment. In either case, keep a list of severe allergies with you at all times in case incapacitation prevents you from telling someone.

Body Mass Index
Body Mass Index (BMI) is a number that uses your height and weight to determine if you have a healthy weight. Knowing your BMI can help you determine if you're at risk for health problems related to obesity, or just see where you are on the overweight/obesity scale (though standard BMI is not an accurate measure of risk for children or body builders). Some services calculate BMI against age for an even more informed judgment of your health. For a free calculation, go to nhlbisupport.com/bmi.

Cholesterol and Blood Pressure
Heart disease is the number one cause of death in many Western countries, and you should know if you're at risk. High cholesterol and high blood pressure can cause a heart attack or stroke, so visit your doctor to find out where you stand.

Medical History
You may have your dad's smile and your grandma's beautiful eyes, but you can inherit a lot more than their looks. Doctors say knowing your family's complete medical history will help you be more aware of hereditary diseases you might have or develop. It can be difficult to get family members to share something as personal as their medical history, but let them know they will be helping you and your family stay healthy. Ask your parents, siblings, and grandparents if they have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, heart problems, cancer, mental illness, food allergies, stroke, diabetes, asthma, or age-related illnesses. Also, find out the ages at which deceased family members died.

Organ Donor Status
Decide today whether you want to be an organ donor or not. By not deciding you may put your family in a difficult position by forcing them to make that crucial decision for you. If the choice is made in advance, your family won't have to feel guilty for choosing one way or the other. Go to organdonor.gov to find out how to change your donor status.

Current Medications
Some drugs don't mix well with others. Every time you go to the doctor, take a list of your current medications and the dosage so he or she can prescribe a drug that won't react negatively with the others.

Will
An estimated 75 percent of Americans die without having written a will. You can create a will easily online at legalzoom.com; just make sure you and two witnesses sign it once you receive it. And most importantly, keep it in a place that family members know about. By this same token, be sure you know where your parents and loved ones keep their wills so that their wishes can be executed properly when the time comes.

Taxpayer Rights
Getting the biggest tax refund possible is all about choosing the right form and knowing your rights as a taxpayer. To determine which form is best for you and to learn more about filing taxes, go to irs.gov/advocate.

Insurance Policy Details
What's your deductible for a trip to the emergency room? What about if you wreck your car? Or if your basement is flooded? Knowing information like this ahead of time can help you decide what action to take in a crisis. It can also prevent delayed medical treatment, unexpected bills, and other unpleasant surprises.

Information about You on the Internet
Complete strangers can learn almost anything they want about a person through the Internet – home address, telephone number, personal interests, etc. See what information about you is available by typing your name into a search engine like Google. You'd be surprised how much is out there for the whole world to see.

Air Quality
You can check your city's air quality daily at airnow.gov to see if you're at risk for breathing in harmful air pollutants. This might help you decide if you're going to go hiking or biking as a family.

Clothing Size of Family Members
Who doesn't like presents? But trying to surprise loved ones with size-related gifts can be tricky. Without knowing their correct clothing sizes, you either have to ask them – ruining the surprise – or purchase the gift and risk the need for a return or exchange. It's also handy to know everyone's shoe size.

Your Car's Gas Mileage
From recent experience, we all know gas prices can skyrocket at the drop of a hat. Find out now if you're getting your money's worth from your car. The next time you fill your gas tank, record the amount your car takes and reset the mileage tracker. When that tank runs out, record how many miles you got on the tank and divide it by the amount you put in the tank to get a tentative miles-to-gallon ratio.

IQ
Intelligence quotient, or IQ, is a way of measuring intelligence through a standardized test. A person's IQ can relate to a lot of things, like health and income. Learning it can also be a fun experience. The IQ scale ranges from 0 to 200, with 50 percent of the population scoring between 89 and 111. For a free test, go to iqtest.com or highiqsociety.org.

2.09.2010

2.08.2010

Oops!!


The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new
campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours".

2.07.2010

Just Call Me Grandma!!

Baby girl, Saylor Deon, born February 7, 2010
at 4:55 pm to John and Shiloam.
7 lbs. 10 oz. - 20 in.




This makes six grandchildren...

Choir Notes


The Right Moment is Now
From Music and the Spoken Word
Delivered By: Lloyd D. Newell • Program 4194


When acclaimed American artist John Singer Sargent was commissioned to paint the official portrait of Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of the United States, he spent several days at the White House, hoping to catch the president in just the right setting. One morning as Roosevelt came down the staircase, Sargent approached and asked when the president might be available to pose for the portrait.

“Now,” replied Roosevelt, a man whose life was made up of acting “now.”1

The story of this painting holds a great lesson for all of us. Do we take advantage of each moment; do we seize the opportunities that life offers us? Or does our masterpiece get postponed because our doubts, weaknesses, or circumstances cause us to hesitate? As President Roosevelt said in his characteristically direct way, “Do what you can, with what have, where you are.”2 Too many great works and good deeds are held hostage while we wait for the right moment. For some things, perhaps for most things, the right moment is now.

Roosevelt has such vision, reflected in his well-known words from 1899: “Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, that to take rank with those poor spirit who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.”3

1 See David McCullough, Brave Companions: Portraits in History (1992), ix.
2 In James Charlton, ed, The Military Quotation Book (2002), 108.
3 In Justin Kaplan, ed., Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations, 17th ed. (2002), 614-15

2.06.2010

Ideas and Explorations by Matt Brown

Slant-Ruled Notebooks


2.05.2010

Sleeping Around


2.04.2010

Lost Generation

A palindrome reads the same backwards as forward. This video reads the exact opposite backwards as forward. Not only does it read the opposite, the meaning is the exact opposite..

This is only a 1 minute, 44 second video and it is brilliant. Make sure you read as well as listen...forward and backward.

2.03.2010

2.02.2010

Kids Are Quick


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

2.01.2010

Coterie Giveaway


Click on picture for info...

Long Live the Queen











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