You Are What You Eat Tag

I read the following piece on Life on the Funny Farm:

If it's true that you are what you eat, then I would be a
145 lb. chocolate doughnut with cheesecake head,
french fried arms, and potato chip feet.

This painted such an amusing picture in my mind,
that I thought it would make a great tag...

So, if you are what you eat, then I would be a giant Swedish fish with a milk jug torso. My legs would be water bottles, my feet turkey hot dogs, and my toes Creamies. My arms would be chicken tenders, my hands salmon, and my fingers bananas. My hair would be spinach salad, my eyes Swiss cheese, and my nose a squash. My ears would be 2x4 Brownies, and my lips Almond Joys. I would have a protein bar neck, Dee's cereal would flow in my veins, and I would spit Stephen;s hot chocolate. Get the picture... (Dr. pepper is no longer a part of my body and hasn't been for over a year now :-D)

I tag: Leslie, Whitney, Melissa, Amanda, and anyone who wants to...