The LDS Church Explained With Cars

HIGH PRIESTS

High Priests are like old jeeps, they can't carry much,
but they're reliable and will never leave you stuck.

RELIEF SOCIETY

Relief Society women are like Lamborghinis, They are
very beautiful, move really fast, and are lots of fun,
but you had better spend time and money
maintaining them, or you'll be sorry.

ELDERS

Elders Quorum brethren are like freight trains.
They can carry a lot and work hard, but it
take a lot of energy to get them going.

YOUNG MEN

Young Men are like bullet bikes.
They can go 200 miles per hour and are lots of fun,
but one mistake and they'll wreck fast.

YOUNG WOMEN

Young Women are like Miata clubs.
Cute little cars that look like they're having fun,
but they're always in tight packs and can't
seem to figure out where they're going.

AND THEN THERE IS PRIMARY...