Fall Back

Now, why is it we change our clocks?

Fall Back

Spring Forward

Don't forget to change the clocks...

Fall Back

Oops!!

Went to bed early, and forgot
to change the clocks...

Sleeping Issues

A little sleeping humor as we switch over
to Daylight Saving Time... again!!

"Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep."
– Albert Camus

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
– Leo J. Burke

"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."
– Evan Davis


"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you."
– Ray Romano in Everything and a Kite (Bantam)


"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
– Anthony Burgess


"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
– George Carlin


"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
– Woody Allen
(Isn't it just like Woody Allen to not know it's a lamb..)


"I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today."
– George Foreman


"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better . . . while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more."
– Woody Allen


"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
– Mickey Rooney


"I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day."
– Frank Sinatra


"The early bird gets the worm. The early worm . . . gets eaten."
– Norman R. Augustine


"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."
– Tommy Cooper
(via reader's digest.com)

Enjoy your extra hour of sleep tonight...

I DON'T LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME!!!

Why?

Why do we do this nonsense twice a year?

Reports are proving that it doesn't save energy because what we save in the evening we use in morning...

It is just like giving ourselves jet lag twice a year that takes up to four weeks to adjust to...
As an educator, I have to wonder how it effects students who are tested right when they are adjusting to loosing an hour of sleep each spring...

What ever happened to Early to bed, Early to rise, Makes a man Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise...

Even though I am a true night person, I would rather go back to Standard Time all year long...

Oh, and before I forget:

Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour tonight!!