5.31.2012

1960s Songs Renamed

Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics 
to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember 
doing the "limbo" like it was yesterday.
 
They include:

Bobby Darin--
 Splish, Splash, I Was Having Flash...
 
Herman's Hermits--
  Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker...

Ringo Starr--
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends...

The Bee Gees--
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip...
 
Johnny Nash--
I Can't See Clearly Now...
 
Paul Simon--
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver...
  The Commodores--
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom...

Procol Harem--
A Whiter Shade of Hair...

Leo Sayer--
You Make Me Feel Like Napping...

The Temptations--
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone...

Abba--
Denture Queen...

Tony Orlando--
Knock Three Times On The Ceiling 
If You Hear Me Fall...

Helen Reddy--
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore...

Leslie Gore--
It's My Arthritis And I'll Cry If I Want To...

Willie Nelson--
On The Commode Again...

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