A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He
told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
drugs." The rancher
said, "okay, but
don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the
authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear
back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly
displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go
wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given!
Do you understand old man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded,
apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard
loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life,
being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every
step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that
he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was
clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as
he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!
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