Loving Husband

A man, and his ever-nagging wife, went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband:
You can have her shipped home for $5.000,
or you can bury her here in the holy land for $150.

The man thought about it, told him he
would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked:
Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home when it would be wonderful to be buried
here and you would spend only $150?

the man replied:
Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and
three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance...


shelly said...

Hahahaha! I just didn't see that coming! Keep em coming!

Chapman Family said...

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, breath, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! That was so cute!!

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