A man, and his ever-nagging wife, went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband:
You can have her shipped home for $5.000,
or you can bury her here in the holy land for $150.
The man thought about it, told him he
would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked:
Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home when it would be wonderful to be buried
here and you would spend only $150?
the man replied:
Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and
three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance...
You can have her shipped home for $5.000,
or you can bury her here in the holy land for $150.
The man thought about it, told him he
would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked:
Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home when it would be wonderful to be buried
here and you would spend only $150?
the man replied:
Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and
three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance...
2 comments:
Hahahaha! I just didn't see that coming! Keep em coming!
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, breath, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! That was so cute!!
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